Valley Girl by Frank Zappa
Welcome to _Rad.io Free Tibet_. Here's a great song by Moon Unit Zappa and her Pa.
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Valley Girl
She"s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She"s a Valley Girl
Open wide for sure for sure
She"s a Valley Girl
In the clothing store
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She"s a...
Like, Oh my GOD.
Valley Girl
Like totally
Valley Girl
Endicino is like so bitchin
There"s like
The Galleria.
I"m like all those great shoe stores
I"m like, _love going in all those
Clothin stores n"stuff
I like buyin the neatest
Mini-skirts n"stuff
It"s, like, so bitchin, because
Everybody is like
Super super nice...
It"s, like, so bitchin.
Like...
On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some
Bitchin clothes
Tosses her head and
Flips her hair
She got a whole bunch o
Nothin in there.
Anyway, he goes.
Are you into S and M?
I go "Oh Right"
Can you just
Picture me in a, like,
A leather teddy?
Yeah right.
"Hurt me, hurt me",
I'm sure! No way [sharp in-breath]
[...]
He was, like, freakin me out!
He called me a "beastie"
But that was because, like,
He was totally blitzed.
He goes, like,
Bag your face! I"m sure.
Valley Girl, she"s a Valley Girl.
Valley Girl, she"s a Valley Girl.
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She"s a Valley Girl
So sweet and pure
Open wide
Fer sure, fer sure...
she's a...
t=1.31
Really sad
Valley Girl
My English teacher, he's like
Mr Boo. We're talkin Lord God King Boofoo
Valley Girl
I am so sure! He's like, so gross
He sits there and, like, plays with all his rings
and he, like,
FLIRTS with all the guys in the class
Its like, [pause] TOT-ally disgusting
I'm like so sure, I'm like
barf OUT, gag me with a spoon...
Next idea to cross her mind
has something to do with where to find
a pair of jeans to fit her butt
and where to get her toenails cut
So, like, I go into this salon place
You know, and I want to. like.
get my toenails done
and the lady like goes, like,
Oh My God, your toenails are like so groaty
IT was, like, REALLY em.bare.ass.ing
She was. like, Oh My God, like, bag those TOE-nails
I'm like, SURE, and she goes [pause]
Ah, I dont know if I can handle this, you know,
I wa like, REALLY embarrassed.
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure
Like, my mother is a _total Space Cadet
She, like, [pause] makes me do the dishes
Valley Girl,
AND [pause] c-l-e-a-n the cat box!
Valley Girl,
I am sure!
Valley Girl
That's, like, GROSS!
Valley Girl,
Barf! Out!
Valley Girl,
Oh my GOD!
Valley Girl,
Hi!
Valley Girl,
uh-huh. My name? my name is UUndrea Wilson
Valley Girl,
uh-huh. That's right:: UUndrea
Valley Girl,
Uh-huh. I know. It's like
Valley Girl,
I do not! talk funny, I'm sure.
Valley Girl
What's the matter with the way I talk?
Valley Girl
I'm a Val, I know.
Valley Girl
But I'm from a good part of Endicino, so its okay
Valley Girl
Valley Girl
So like, I dont know
Valley Girl
I like freakin out, totally
Valley Girl
Oh my GOD!
Valley Girl
Hi! I have to go to the orthodontist
Valley Girl
I'm getting my braces! off, you know?
Valley Girl
But I have to wear a retainer
That's gonna be really a total bummer
I'm freakin out
I'm sure.
SPOOFER:: Lioke
Like, those things that, like, stick in yer mouth are
SO gross.
You gotta get SALIVA all over them!
But, like, I dunno, its gonna be cool, you know?
Everybody"s gonna see my smile
It"ll be, like, really cool
Except, like, my teeth are, like,
too small. Big no biggy.
So a-w-e-s-o-m-e.
Its ,. like,. tubular, .you know?
Well, I"m not, like, really ugly er anything
Its just, like, I dunno!
[quick in-breath]
You know me. I"m into, like, the clean stuff
Like Pac-Man, and, like, I dunno
Like, my mother, like, [pause]
Makes me do the dishes
Its like, so gross
Its like, all this stuff sticks to the plate
Its like, its like, somebody elses food, you know?
Its like, groaty! Groaty to the max. I"m sure
Its like, really Nauseating, like
Barf out. Gag me with a spoon. Gross.
I am sure.
--Frank Zappa, _Valley Girl_
She"s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She"s a Valley Girl
Open wide for sure for sure
She"s a Valley Girl
In the clothing store
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She"s a...
Like, Oh my GOD.
Valley Girl
Like totally
Valley Girl
Endicino is like so bitchin
There"s like
The Galleria.
I"m like all those great shoe stores
I"m like, _love going in all those
Clothin stores n"stuff
I like buyin the neatest
Mini-skirts n"stuff
It"s, like, so bitchin, because
Everybody is like
Super super nice...
It"s, like, so bitchin.
Like...
On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some
Bitchin clothes
Tosses her head and
Flips her hair
She got a whole bunch o
Nothin in there.
Anyway, he goes.
Are you into S and M?
I go "Oh Right"
Can you just
Picture me in a, like,
A leather teddy?
Yeah right.
"Hurt me, hurt me",
I'm sure! No way [sharp in-breath]
[...]
He was, like, freakin me out!
He called me a "beastie"
But that was because, like,
He was totally blitzed.
He goes, like,
Bag your face! I"m sure.
Valley Girl, she"s a Valley Girl.
Valley Girl, she"s a Valley Girl.
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She"s a Valley Girl
So sweet and pure
Open wide
Fer sure, fer sure...
she's a...
t=1.31
Really sad
Valley Girl
My English teacher, he's like
Mr Boo. We're talkin Lord God King Boofoo
Valley Girl
I am so sure! He's like, so gross
He sits there and, like, plays with all his rings
and he, like,
FLIRTS with all the guys in the class
Its like, [pause] TOT-ally disgusting
I'm like so sure, I'm like
barf OUT, gag me with a spoon...
Next idea to cross her mind
has something to do with where to find
a pair of jeans to fit her butt
and where to get her toenails cut
So, like, I go into this salon place
You know, and I want to. like.
get my toenails done
and the lady like goes, like,
Oh My God, your toenails are like so groaty
IT was, like, REALLY em.bare.ass.ing
She was. like, Oh My God, like, bag those TOE-nails
I'm like, SURE, and she goes [pause]
Ah, I dont know if I can handle this, you know,
I wa like, REALLY embarrassed.
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure
Open wide, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure
Like, my mother is a _total Space Cadet
She, like, [pause] makes me do the dishes
Valley Girl,
AND [pause] c-l-e-a-n the cat box!
Valley Girl,
I am sure!
Valley Girl
That's, like, GROSS!
Valley Girl,
Barf! Out!
Valley Girl,
Oh my GOD!
Valley Girl,
Hi!
Valley Girl,
uh-huh. My name? my name is UUndrea Wilson
Valley Girl,
uh-huh. That's right:: UUndrea
Valley Girl,
Uh-huh. I know. It's like
Valley Girl,
I do not! talk funny, I'm sure.
Valley Girl
What's the matter with the way I talk?
Valley Girl
I'm a Val, I know.
Valley Girl
But I'm from a good part of Endicino, so its okay
Valley Girl
Valley Girl
So like, I dont know
Valley Girl
I like freakin out, totally
Valley Girl
Oh my GOD!
Valley Girl
Hi! I have to go to the orthodontist
Valley Girl
I'm getting my braces! off, you know?
Valley Girl
But I have to wear a retainer
That's gonna be really a total bummer
I'm freakin out
I'm sure.
SPOOFER:: Lioke
Like, those things that, like, stick in yer mouth are
SO gross.
You gotta get SALIVA all over them!
But, like, I dunno, its gonna be cool, you know?
Everybody"s gonna see my smile
It"ll be, like, really cool
Except, like, my teeth are, like,
too small. Big no biggy.
So a-w-e-s-o-m-e.
Its ,. like,. tubular, .you know?
Well, I"m not, like, really ugly er anything
Its just, like, I dunno!
[quick in-breath]
You know me. I"m into, like, the clean stuff
Like Pac-Man, and, like, I dunno
Like, my mother, like, [pause]
Makes me do the dishes
Its like, so gross
Its like, all this stuff sticks to the plate
Its like, its like, somebody elses food, you know?
Its like, groaty! Groaty to the max. I"m sure
Its like, really Nauseating, like
Barf out. Gag me with a spoon. Gross.
I am sure.
--Frank Zappa, _Valley Girl_
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